October 2009
1 post
“If the precipitation has ceased, be courteous and sheath your umbrella. A...”
April 2009
4 posts
“When disembarking from public transit, one should keep their umbrella holstered...”
“Ensure the umbrella you carry is of good craftsmanship. It should not have any...”
“Hold your umbrella at an adequate height above your head. A good rule of thumb...”
“Though swordlike, umbrellas are not weapons; they should not be treated as such....”